Or, the wonders of Malfoy and how awesome he is. Because he's got me obsessed with Drarry. Seriously obsessed with Drarry. All I do is read Drarry. It's EVERYWHERE. And I read EVERYTHING. Dramatic fics , humourous fics , mpreg fics, more mpreg fics with Harry up the duff, classicallly romantic fics, Draco-only-wanting-to-be-Potter's-best-mate-that's-why-he-became-bitter fics. And yes, I may even read when I'm supposed to be studying. Like, physics and chemistry and geometry. For which I'll share my troubles in a bit. So, again. Malfoy shouldn't be this brilliant. He's supposed to be a whiny little bitch. In fact he IS a whiny little bitch. But I STILL adore the guy. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME? And what the hell is wrong with YOU people!? Draw some good goddamn Drarry, will you? *deep breath* Ugh, man....
Anyway. Now. School sucks as always. When was it that school did NOT suck, exactly? Oh, right, NEVER. Fucking wanker of a math teacher for being such a wanker. And that COW. That complete COW. 16? 16? Is she serious? I want to tear her fucking dull dog eyes out of her fucking skull. 16 in fucking literature? 16/20? Are we fucking serious. Hope she rots in hell, that bitch I hope. And the OTHER cow. Okay, SHE may ACTUALLY have cow blood. As well as brontosaurus blood. Okay, maybe she happened because of some crazy Jurassic park and Discovery Channel documentary for bovines slash crossover. Dudes, I just don't know. I'm going now. To read Drarry. Moon over Draco Malfoy, who IS by the way ANOTHER decidedly not real character I'm infatuated with...